Finally, guilt made digital

Because apparentlytaking photos of foodcounts as "tracking"

Snap pics of your meals and pretend you're being healthy. Our AI will judge your food choices so you don't have to.

Instant Food Shaming

Take a pic and watch AI roast your lunch choices faster than you can say "cheat meal"

Pretty Graphs of Failure

Watch your bad decisions turn into colorful charts that somehow make procrastination look scientific

Laziness Optimization

So simple even your future self (who ignores this for months) could figure it out

Made with questionable life choices and too much caffeine ☕